Jewish Lightning Destroys 6 Black Churches, Osama Bin Laden Blamed

By Mel Goyson

Six "predominantly" black churches, and that was before the charring, have been burned, raising hopes among Jewish media bosses that it was done by white supremacists.

"With any luck, it was the Klan," said Sumner Redstone (✡). "If it was some self-hating blacks, that would really suck. The White Holocaust would probably be delayed by several weeks. However, a convenient event in the near future could fix everything. If that doesn't fly, MTV will be releasing new rap videos portraying Whites as vicious psychopaths who drive hybrids, visit Starbucks, and vote for Obama."

"I think it was a conspiracy perpetrated by Larry Silverstein," said Gus Montavo, Imperial Wizard of the DNMKKK (Dead Niggers Matter Ku Klux Klan). "You ever read the Artificial Nigger, by Flannery O'Connor? Well, the current state of affairs in the world is like a line from that story after a father and son get lost in the ghetto and find a statue of a nigger. It reads, and I'm paraphrasing: 'I guess there weren't enough real niggers, so they needed an artificial one.'"

"What the Hell are you talking about?" asked our reporter.

"Clones," said Montavo.

At that moment, Anti-White Special Forces burst into the room from every point of entry, silencing Montavo and erasing him from history. Nonetheless, he will reappear in a later article.

"Pull it," said Larry Silverstein. "Why the Hell did I say that while I was being recorded? And why did I say it again in an interview which mysteriously disappeared? What the Hell was I thinking?"

 "It was the White devils," said Marshall Gladstone, of the Black Panthers. "Even if it wasn't the White devils, it was, cause all the crackas need to die."

"What if it was Eskimos?" our reporter asked.

"What?" asked Gladstone. "Why the f++k Eskimos be prejudiced now? Igloo-occupying motherf++kers."

"It was a vast far-right wing conspiracy," said Hillary Clinton. "Carried out by Neo-Nazis no doubt employed by whomever carries the Republican ticket."

Clinton then pulled a rainbow flag out of her pocket and waved it in front of her other hand, causing a small boy figurine to appear in her palm.

"Look," Clinton said, "Fudge Packer Smurf."

 A newly emerged group called "Nigger Anonymous" released a video claiming the whole thing was a hoax perpetrated by the Rothschild's and the proof was that it was 6 churches, 6 being a number favored by Kabbalists.

Waco Biker War, the DHS, and Mexican Cartels

An evolving story of an outbreak of full-fledged biker war has revealed a backdrop of burgeoning issues of law enforcement in Texas which the rest of the nation should pay heed to. It has been reported that the Bandidos are a seriously dangerous gang, and their relationship with the Mexican drug cartel also needs to be considered, and how this might relate to the Texas Department of Public Safety which coordinates with the Department of Homeland Security.

Steven McCraw, the Director of the TDPS, has previously indicated that the Mexican cartel's have taken advantage of the United States's porous borders to run drugs, prostitution rings, human trafficking, and have infiltrated the police and public schools. Potentially more disturbing still, he wrote of Ahmed Muhammed Dhakane, who is affiliated with terrorist groups, also infiltrating Texas, and bringing in Somalis.

Now, the Department of Homeland Security is busing in Somalis itself!

Steve McCraw seems to have the DHS working against him.

Adding further to the strangeness, it was reported on May 5th, 2015, a Mexican government helicopter had fired on the border patrol in Texas, and that this was merely another of many such incidents.

So, how can the Texas law enforcement officials operate under such a contradictory atmosphere promoted by Obama's Immigration Reform, the funding of which was backed by the need to fund the DHS?

It sounds like an all out invasion and takedown of America is underway and promoted by our own President.

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