Obama Says All White Gravestones Need Colorization

By Mel Goyson

Before an audience of hypnotized zombies, Obama explained how a graveyard had reminded how of a Klan meeting, and then unveiled his plans to add "all the colors of the rainbow" to graveyards everywhere.

"Furthermore, if a gravestone bears a name that is too white, it will be Africanized or faggotized as deemed necessary by my new Tolerance Czar, Bruce Jenner," said Obama.

Bruce Jenner, who is now dating a man known only as "The Confederate Fag", said he will be hiring activists from Black Lives Matter to undertake the painting of the shockingly white gravestones, and new graduates from Ebonics U to change the names.

Obama said it would bring thousands of jobs into the economy, and possibly avert the collapse of the dollar.

The dollar has been collapsing rapidly since George Washington was replaced with Richard Simmons, and "In God We Trust" was replaced with "Sweat and Shout", among other fabulous alterations.

Leroy Smith, a Negro Cop, Actually Does Its Job, Talk of Nobel Prize and World Mongrelization Abounds

By Mel Goyson

A photo purportedly of a negro cop (Leroy Smith) being all black and noble assisting an elderly man into the shade has all the flutter-chests in the country screaming Baby Jesus. Because we all know that White supremacists are the scum of the earth because they actually think the White race has the right to exist in formally White countries where they formerly had freedom.

This totally makes up for the 40,000 White women raped yearly who aren't reported in the Jew media. And for all the White cops fired and replaced with immigrants for being 'racist' because they noticed, as cops would, that blacks are more prone to crime. And for the Confederate flag getting stolen, ripped up, and defecated upon by nigger anti-White racists. And for Youtube banning pro-white videos while leaving videos that call for the death of Whitey alone all over Youtube. And it makes up for Obama flooding the country with racial trash, and turning the White House into the Rainbow Fairy House of Iniquity. And it makes up for job quotas that probably gave this negro cop his job, that he is actually doing, and which promotes race-mixing and the decline in white populations in all white countries where this sort of thing is promoted by Jew-controlled governments. And it makes up for Black Lives Matter, and the burning of buildings and lootings and rioting which occurred for which the perpetrators got a free pass because the media is run by Jews. And it makes up for the lies perpetrated by the Jew media about thugs who were killed as a consequence of their thuggery then held up as model "unarmed" citizens killed by White privilege.

Yeah, I'm really moved all right. I think I'll devote all my days to helping Africans learn how to work  a faucet in Africa while Whites in South Africa get slaughtered, because some nigger cop did his job.

I'm fucking Mother Theresa all the sudden.

It even makes up for the cops taking the side of the thugs here.

Jewish Lightning Destroys 6 Black Churches, Osama Bin Laden Blamed

By Mel Goyson

Six "predominantly" black churches, and that was before the charring, have been burned, raising hopes among Jewish media bosses that it was done by white supremacists.

"With any luck, it was the Klan," said Sumner Redstone (✡). "If it was some self-hating blacks, that would really suck. The White Holocaust would probably be delayed by several weeks. However, a convenient event in the near future could fix everything. If that doesn't fly, MTV will be releasing new rap videos portraying Whites as vicious psychopaths who drive hybrids, visit Starbucks, and vote for Obama."

"I think it was a conspiracy perpetrated by Larry Silverstein," said Gus Montavo, Imperial Wizard of the DNMKKK (Dead Niggers Matter Ku Klux Klan). "You ever read the Artificial Nigger, by Flannery O'Connor? Well, the current state of affairs in the world is like a line from that story after a father and son get lost in the ghetto and find a statue of a nigger. It reads, and I'm paraphrasing: 'I guess there weren't enough real niggers, so they needed an artificial one.'"

"What the Hell are you talking about?" asked our reporter.

"Clones," said Montavo.

At that moment, Anti-White Special Forces burst into the room from every point of entry, silencing Montavo and erasing him from history. Nonetheless, he will reappear in a later article.

"Pull it," said Larry Silverstein. "Why the Hell did I say that while I was being recorded? And why did I say it again in an interview which mysteriously disappeared? What the Hell was I thinking?"

 "It was the White devils," said Marshall Gladstone, of the Black Panthers. "Even if it wasn't the White devils, it was, cause all the crackas need to die."

"What if it was Eskimos?" our reporter asked.

"What?" asked Gladstone. "Why the f++k Eskimos be prejudiced now? Igloo-occupying motherf++kers."

"It was a vast far-right wing conspiracy," said Hillary Clinton. "Carried out by Neo-Nazis no doubt employed by whomever carries the Republican ticket."

Clinton then pulled a rainbow flag out of her pocket and waved it in front of her other hand, causing a small boy figurine to appear in her palm.

"Look," Clinton said, "Fudge Packer Smurf."

 A newly emerged group called "Nigger Anonymous" released a video claiming the whole thing was a hoax perpetrated by the Rothschild's and the proof was that it was 6 churches, 6 being a number favored by Kabbalists.