Sticker Schlock! Fun... with a purpose!

Note: This page is intended satirically - for the most part.

You can easily make stickers from any of the designs on this page by uploading them to your favourite online bumper sticker printer (for example, makestickers.com).  You can also can print them using a regular printer and PowerPoint.  Click on the sticker images to download the corresponding PowerPoint files.  All designs are 3" x 10".  The kanji and "FU" designs are meant to be cut in half to make two 3" x 5" stickers.

While Uncle Semite won't claim the scholarship regarding Jews that other websites might, the above symbol could well be His imprint.  Please note that this site does not intend to defame the Japanese people in any way and that Uncle Semite does not condone the term "Jap" when applied to Japanese.  (Note: Asian fonts must be installed on your computer to see this design in PowerPoint.)

Credit: katapaltes.blogspot.com

Hey, not all of us have grandchildren.

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Have you seen these nice "Coexist" stickers around your town?  The symbols making up the word "Coexist" are book-ended by the Crescent and the Cross, representing Islam and Christianity with their one-plus billion Muslim and two billion Christian followers, respectively.  The Yin-Yang symbol from ancient Chinese philosophy is a nod to the Far East and its one billion Chinese.  It is less clear, however, why the Star of David was included among such heavyweights. Overlooking the fact that the Jewish star looks nothing like the letter it is intended to represent, there are only 13 million Jews worldwide, or 0.23% of the world's population.  While the designer may have included the Jewish faith alongside Christianity and Islam based solely on the amount of oppression and suffering it begets, perhaps a better choice for the letter "X" would have been the swastika, a sacred symbol in Hinduism, Buddhism, and Jainism.  There are 10 million Jains, 350 million Buddhists, and one billion Hindus worldwide - and unlike the Jewish star, the swastika actually does incorporate the letter "X."   Uncle Semite's idea of coexistence, with or without "the dots."

...and leave our kids alone.